Pippin realised too late that the mug should not be held up side down..

And that is how you tie your shoelaces, Frodo.

by Calenkemeniel, Elijah's Grey Panthers

Step up! Step up to watch Elijah Wood transform before your very eyes!
In his human form:

*drum roll* POP!

Don't worry, people, although Viggo and Dom get on well with horse Elijah,

Elijah soon returns to his human form.

And Viggo and Dom agree that Human Elijah is more fun after all.

Sam - Mr. Frodo, why are we over here?
Frodo - I let Gollum eat beans.

submitted by David

Elijah just realised Sean's wig is on sideways.

by Elanor Vanimedle, Elijah's Grey Panthers

Found on somethingawful.com

Legolas, turn off the hairdryer!

Legolas: I think I stepped on something.
Pippin: Where? What? Let me see!
Boromir: I think it's...
All: EWWWWW!!!!
Merry: I stepped on it, too...
Aragorn: Bad Bill, bad!

submitted by Hernan

Dom has taken a quick course at Max Factor´s and....

"So you put the highlighter here....."

"....and the darker shade here...."

"...and the result should be something like this!"

by Dora Goldworthy, Elijah's Grey Panthers

BILLY: Elija's ring? What are we going to do with you?
DOM: You're not going to tell on me, are you?

Kick me!

by Lexa III, The Daily Hobbit

Shhhh... I'm playing a little joke on Sean...

Sean: What did you say? I couldn't hear you.
Elijah: Oh nothing Sean...nevermind *snicker*

This morning I carefully placed a "KICK ME" sign on Sean's back.

Sean hasn't got a clue.

You're not going to tell him, are you?

OH NO! It looks like Sean found out. He is running this way yelling my name.

Viggo: oh look Dom, these nice people want to get a picture of us.
Dom: ok, uhhhh...I think a fly just landed on my nose.
(by Raquel485)